Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Weird Weather
It's been two days that mother nature seems to be fickle minded about the weather (I hope it won't be associated as nature being referred with the feminine term Mother)
Well, it's almost time to go home, hehe I'm just finishing my blog. I made a few changes and I hope visitors will not be offended by my pix whehehe ^_^.
It's rest day for me tomorrow and Friday. Well, it will be hard to find something worth doing at home. I'm bored cleaning the house already.. although all my efforts seem to have unnoticed effect... hehe... I hope it would be cloudy tomorrow coz I'll be staying at home the whole day and I don't want to feel being em>microwaved inside the house. Hmmm, maybe one of these days 'I'l try doing the crochet again. I miss doing crafts.
Can anybody suggest anything to add in my blogspot? hehe I'm thinking of animated cursor on my page... I'll try to work on it on Saturday...
Well, it's almost time to go home, hehe I'm just finishing my blog. I made a few changes and I hope visitors will not be offended by my pix whehehe ^_^.
It's rest day for me tomorrow and Friday. Well, it will be hard to find something worth doing at home. I'm bored cleaning the house already.. although all my efforts seem to have unnoticed effect... hehe... I hope it would be cloudy tomorrow coz I'll be staying at home the whole day and I don't want to feel being em>microwaved inside the house. Hmmm, maybe one of these days 'I'l try doing the crochet again. I miss doing crafts.
Can anybody suggest anything to add in my blogspot? hehe I'm thinking of animated cursor on my page... I'll try to work on it on Saturday...
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Pambawi... Story from email
One day a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water,and she needed the thimble to make her living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband. Along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, The Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson,you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no'to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said yes to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it !!!
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I still don't find lying a good way of preventing greater harm. Though I find the story funny. Quite a good day starter for me. Well, for me, te real moral of the story is that weather we need a small thing such as a timble or a big thing like a lifetime partner, the Lord will be there to give us the desires of our hearts. He proved that when he died on the cross for our sins ... so that we may have life and have it abundantly.
Good day!
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water,and she needed the thimble to make her living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband. Along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, The Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson,you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no'to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said yes to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it !!!
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I still don't find lying a good way of preventing greater harm. Though I find the story funny. Quite a good day starter for me. Well, for me, te real moral of the story is that weather we need a small thing such as a timble or a big thing like a lifetime partner, the Lord will be there to give us the desires of our hearts. He proved that when he died on the cross for our sins ... so that we may have life and have it abundantly.
Good day!
Monday, June 21, 2004
Rules... From the Males View...
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
~ 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
~ 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
~ 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
~ 1. Crying is blackmail.
~ 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
~ 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
~ 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
~ 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
~ 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
~ 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
~ 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
~ 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
~ 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
~ 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
~ 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
~ 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
~ 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
~ 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
~ 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
~ 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
~ 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks
~ 1. You have enough clothes
~ 1. You have too many shoes
~ 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape
~ 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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From an email sent to me, really funny but something I think girls should also consider...
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
~ 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
~ 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
~ 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
~ 1. Crying is blackmail.
~ 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
~ 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
~ 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
~ 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
~ 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
~ 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
~ 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
~ 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
~ 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
~ 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
~ 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
~ 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
~ 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
~ 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
~ 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
~ 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
~ 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks
~ 1. You have enough clothes
~ 1. You have too many shoes
~ 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape
~ 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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From an email sent to me, really funny but something I think girls should also consider...
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
leenlang's doilies
here I post daily events... the crafts of my life that hopefully will make a beautiful design for others to see.
good day!
good day!