leenlang\\\'s purpledoilies

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble
with one of her
students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your
problem?"


Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's
office.

While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told
Ms Neelam he would
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of
his questions he
was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She
agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and
tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade. "


Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.

1. Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

2. Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

3. Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

4. Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the
answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

5. Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes
open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

6. Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

7. Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored.
The best man always has me first. The Principal was
looking restless, a
bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

8. Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.


Boy: Nose

9. Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

10. Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' that means lot
of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

11. Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' & if u dont get
it u have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

12. Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's
longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man
gives it to his wife
after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME

13. Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
love ?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher, "Send
this Boy to the University, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!"

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