Friday, September 08, 2006
How to Make a Woman Happy vs. How to Make a Man Happy
It's not difficult to MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
hehe hindi ko alam kung matutuwa ako or maiinis d2 sa forwarded email na 'to eh.. pero hmmm ganun talaga medyo hard to please ang mga gals eh... we need to feel loved and cared for, and we need to feel special. Not that the MAN has to complete us, but if we feel that the man we love doesn't give as much of those on the list, we feel sad... specially number 54! haha WAR na ito kapag nakalimutan yun!
yung #46, accepted na ang fact na guys and gals don't match at shopping, we girls tend to be mabusisi and because there are so many styles and designs available that it's hard to decide. Kaya guys complain a lot that we spend to much time shopping or ay yje very least scouting for something we really like. Guys only have POLO/POLO-SHIRT/T-SHIRT + SLACKS/JEANS/SHORTS.... sa girls mapupuno ang page na ito sa iba't ibang tawag sa damit. So for me OK lang if he doesn't like shopping.
the #7 is a big plus if the guy could cook, or at least cook simple meal to please you. I think it would always be nice to stay in bed late one weekend, and the man of the house enters the bedroom with a tray of hot fried rice and ulam and fresh juice! wow! that'll be a very special breakfast in bed! But considering #1 of HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY, i'm sure breakfast in bed is also a comvenient way of easily asking for the payback! hahaha
this doily was made @ 8:42 AM
